Ah, stairs: the undoing of so many inappropriate outfits. I’ve been all too aware of the Stair Problem since high school, when the cheerleaders would run about on game days in their uniforms, which involved very small, flouncy skirts. My high school also had three floors. These girls had...

  Joker meets clown meets so many layers so little time? I am not quite sure what is going on here. I mean, I’m standing there, and I turn to my left when I hear a cough, and there’s a clown from childhood nightmares beside me. Seriously though, I’ve never seen someone...

  Acid washed jeans are a trend that’s not coming back into style no matter how badly you want it to. They’re not cool. They’re not going to be cool. And the only reason they were cool was because people were ON acid when they were wearing those jeans. They look like a...

I look up after plugging in my headphones and this “woman” (I use the term loosely) was sitting in front of me. She plopped herself down, belched, and then read her book. Needless to say I was intrigued. Those pants, and by pants, I mean military grade camo, were actually being worn on her...

I received this the other day via twitter. I’ll let you all know what I saved it on my computer as: WOOOOOAAAH I do not know how I feel about this. (It’s not good in case you had your doubts). This was in the very least, a desperate cry for attention. She does not realize that she...

I dont quite know what to say really. Pink Shawl. Pink Sweater. Pink Tights. Pink Rain Boots. Pink Water Bottle. The only thing she was missing was Pink Eye. This outfit was absolutely atrocious. It was the epitome of not knowing what to wear, and not knowing how to wear it. One color is not...

  This. This was one of those people that infuriates me. On my way to school and I saw THIS. They walk around thinking they are hot-shit because they’ve decided to invest in a bubble jacket from a moderately priced designer, and paired it with some sort of stitches-esque T-shirt that...

  Someone here is fowl (get it)? Who? Guy, you should be going “Hoo”  (because you’re wearing a bird on your head). See, when I see these hats in public, specifically when I see them for sale I like to go “Aww those are cute. Too bad I have too  much self respect to wear...

  This was another picture sent from a follower of mine and I thought that the caption she gave it was glorious. Pocahontas Jenkins. I know, I know, slightly offensive. But honestly, I think you’ve grown to know and love me for that. THIS on the other hand is not something you come...

This was sent to me on twitter from one of my followers, and it was one of the only things I have re-tweeted in a long time. I howled. And the reason being was because of the quote she put it with: “But she’s reading a fashion magazine so it’s okay” Frankly, no. It is...

  This is what I instantly thought of as “The Human Paintbrush.” It looks as though you were dipped upside down into a bucket of blonde, and came out, dripped your color all over the place, and were on your way. This “hair do” and I use the term loosely, was a...

  Now, this is what I like to refer to as the The Great Divide. That of course being in reference to the material that was being drawn into her nether regions. This outfit was a pink velour nightmare all wrapped up in a sentiment of “I just don’t care.” With hair that...

I was blessed with the opportunity to see this. Not only was I able to be graced with the presence of the oh so wonderful red Canada Goose Jacket, but he decided to pair it with an equally fantastic pair of red plastic shoes and a pair of DRE headphones which coincidently just happened to be...

  This.Was.Terrible.  See, if this man was simply in a state of being unable to keep warm due to a lack of money, due to the lack of a job, or even the lack of a home, I would have said nothing. But when he moved his arm there was literally an ARM FULL OF TIFFANYS. This outfit (if...

Orange is one of the colors that can be worn REALLY well OR (ange), It is one of those colors that looks hideous. WELL, this Goose Jacket is definitely a PRIME example of the second. Don’t you hate when your niece colors your white coat in with a highlighter? Orange of this tone...

I really like blue  This was on one of my ventures. Now, let’s just start off by saying, parachute pants died about as quickly as MC Hammer’s fortune. Remember, he want bankrupt. Which means you should probably stop wearing his pants. Now, I know it was early in the morning, and I...

    Now, black is a slimming color, do not get me wrong. Typically, if you wear a jacket it is able to hide some of your less desirable features. This however, is what I like to refer to as “The Exception.” Like I said, black is slimming to an extent, but when worn from...

So, I was visiting a local mall which I like to do a few times a week in order to get shots like this. Im sitting down, having a soup,  when all of a sudden THIS THING catches my eyes. Nice backpack bro. Did you borrow that from your sister? He was decked out in purple from head to toe....