I needed a few days to really mull over the spectacle that was the Met Gala 2013 and put together my worst dressed list. And no, Kim K is NOT on it. 1. Elle Fanning – She seems to have used Homer Simpson’s make-up gun for the event,  unfortunately, what it saves in time it lacks in...

Not cool. Not okay. This looks like a desperate attempt at comfort and cool. There is no such thing as cool in a fleece onesie. There is no such thing as cool in sweatpants. There is no such thing as cool in a down vest over a fleece onesie.   This looks as though you were trying to pull...

Ah, stairs: the undoing of so many inappropriate outfits. I’ve been all too aware of the Stair Problem since high school, when the cheerleaders would run about on game days in their uniforms, which involved very small, flouncy skirts. My high school also had three floors. These girls had...

  Joker meets clown meets so many layers so little time? I am not quite sure what is going on here. I mean, I’m standing there, and I turn to my left when I hear a cough, and there’s a clown from childhood nightmares beside me. Seriously though, I’ve never seen someone...

Recently, N and I went to Europe on our honeymoon. We gallivanted about Germany, Austria, and the Czech Republic, proving everyone who was dubious about those locations for a honeymoon wrong as we took a succession of increasingly gorgeous photos of the Alps in the autumn. Being fans of...

  Acid washed jeans are a trend that’s not coming back into style no matter how badly you want it to. They’re not cool. They’re not going to be cool. And the only reason they were cool was because people were ON acid when they were wearing those jeans. They look like a...

I look up after plugging in my headphones and this “woman” (I use the term loosely) was sitting in front of me. She plopped herself down, belched, and then read her book. Needless to say I was intrigued. Those pants, and by pants, I mean military grade camo, were actually being worn on her...

Oh. My. God. God save the Queen? Well, the Queen sure would NOT want to save this.   This was the perfect combination of scarring and horrifying. Your body is saying turn away, but your eyes go “OH GOD I CANT LOOK AWAY”   This is never an okay look.   First of all,...

  Darling. Halloween is in October, and National Goth Day was yesterday. What are you thinking? This is just a train wreck. It looks like a mix between french maid and gothic chola. This is not something you leave the house in. It is not acceptable on a train, it is not acceptable on a...

I received this the other day via twitter. I’ll let you all know what I saved it on my computer as: WOOOOOAAAH I do not know how I feel about this. (It’s not good in case you had your doubts). This was in the very least, a desperate cry for attention. She does not realize that she...

I dont quite know what to say really. Pink Shawl. Pink Sweater. Pink Tights. Pink Rain Boots. Pink Water Bottle. The only thing she was missing was Pink Eye. This outfit was absolutely atrocious. It was the epitome of not knowing what to wear, and not knowing how to wear it. One color is not...

When it comes to things that are Conspicuously Nice, it is very easy to think it’s somehow better because it says BRAND on it. Hence the inexplicable appeal of some of the uglier COACH bags, Dooney and Burke purses, and of course, anything by Louis Vuitton. That interlocked LV really is...

  This. This was one of those people that infuriates me. On my way to school and I saw THIS. They walk around thinking they are hot-shit because they’ve decided to invest in a bubble jacket from a moderately priced designer, and paired it with some sort of stitches-esque T-shirt that...

  Someone here is fowl (get it)? Who? Guy, you should be going “Hoo”  (because you’re wearing a bird on your head). See, when I see these hats in public, specifically when I see them for sale I like to go “Aww those are cute. Too bad I have too  much self respect to wear...

Swagger Swagger Watch Me Dagger. Actually, that is probably something I could go a lifetime without seeing. Especially considering if you daggered me I would probably be numb from the hips down: For the rest of my days. Now,  I was at the station when I saw this and may I just say, this...

  This was another picture sent from a follower of mine and I thought that the caption she gave it was glorious. Pocahontas Jenkins. I know, I know, slightly offensive. But honestly, I think you’ve grown to know and love me for that. THIS on the other hand is not something you come...

This was sent to me on twitter from one of my followers, and it was one of the only things I have re-tweeted in a long time. I howled. And the reason being was because of the quote she put it with: “But she’s reading a fashion magazine so it’s okay” Frankly, no. It is...

  It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Birds are chirping, animals are frolicking, AND APPARENTLY JWOW FUCKED AN INUIT AND STOLE HIS SHOES.   Poor guy, honestly, talk about getting cold feet. This is the sort of thing that drives me absolutely insane. It was 25C...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone gets sick of their hair color at least once. I’ve been there.  Despite the fact that I am a curling iron away from having Kate Middleton’s perfect hair, I’ve dyed it before. I went slightly lighter brown once while delusional,...

  This is what I instantly thought of as “The Human Paintbrush.” It looks as though you were dipped upside down into a bucket of blonde, and came out, dripped your color all over the place, and were on your way. This “hair do” and I use the term loosely, was a...

There is a special place in hell for crocs. It’s just under UGGs and just above monogrammed Michael Kors purses. If you look closely, this is a foray into some new type of Croc shoe/slipper/WHY WOULD YOU BUY THESE?? Crocs can’t be worn on escalators because of “Safety...

  Now, this is what I like to refer to as the The Great Divide. That of course being in reference to the material that was being drawn into her nether regions. This outfit was a pink velour nightmare all wrapped up in a sentiment of “I just don’t care.” With hair that...

I was blessed with the opportunity to see this. Not only was I able to be graced with the presence of the oh so wonderful red Canada Goose Jacket, but he decided to pair it with an equally fantastic pair of red plastic shoes and a pair of DRE headphones which coincidently just happened to be...

  Barbie wore pink. Barbie was stylish. You wore pink. They were sweatpants. You were holding a bag of McDonalds. You looked at me with contempt after I kissed my boyfriend goodnight. You were using a payphone. Oh wait, YOU WERE WEARING PINK SWEATPANTS. Now, I don’t know what...