Crocs: The Eighth Level of Hell
There is a special place in hell for crocs.
It’s just under UGGs and just above monogrammed Michael Kors purses.
If you look closely, this is a foray into some new type of Croc shoe/slipper/WHY WOULD YOU BUY THESE??
Crocs can’t be worn on escalators because of “Safety Issues”
That’s not true.
It’s because even elevators don’t want grimy Crocs coming in and ruining their reputation.
Crocs are what I like to consider the diving rod.
If someone has them on, you know they aren’t going to value style as much as someone with say, a pair of ALDO shoes (This is definitely not an ALDO endorsement. Ugh).
Ultimately, what I am trying to say is, Crocs are not okay.