CAMO (OH NO)
I look up after plugging in my headphones and this “woman” (I use the term loosely) was sitting in front of me.
She plopped herself down, belched, and then read her book.
Needless to say I was intrigued.
Those pants, and by pants, I mean military grade camo, were actually being worn on her legs.
They were stained, the pockets were FULL, and they had a hole near the inner crotch.
And yes, if you are wondering, those are OODLES of little voodoo dolls on her backpack because “I am so cool. I am alternative, I am unlike ANYONE. Thats why I am cool”
Finally, she had her nose tip pierced.
I don’t know how it was done, but it was revolting.
This girl looked like Ele-Fun the Elephant, except she wouldn’t be as much fun to watch blow.
Honey, put those pants away, get a purse, and take out that nasty piercing.