Pink Stinks
Let me just start off by saying:
If these were snow pants, or you were using these on the snowboard hill, or if these were even being used for some sort of recreational activity, I would probably not even bat an eye.
I am flabbergasted. What do I even say to these?
I would just assume “Oh okay, these go over a real pair of pants.”
But no.
These were being worn on what I would call a relatively nice day.
It was about 5 degrees, it was sunny, and it was anything but a Canadian Winter Day.
That is why I found these so obnoxious.
First of all, they looked like someone spilled bleach in a container of pink paint and the paint poured all over a pair of white jeans.
Second, THEY WEREN’T EVEN JEANS.
These pants made a swishy noise when she walked.
I do not need to hear your pants rubbing against each other.
Not only is it loud and annoying, but you’re destroying any chance of escaping a game of ‘Hide and Seek’ as a winner.
Your legs make more noise than my mouth does.
Here’s some advice, if you’re looking to go unnoticed, don’t wear something that preludes your entrance with the swishy sounds of childhood snow pants.