Not cool. Not okay. This looks like a desperate attempt at comfort and cool. There is no such thing as cool in a fleece onesie. There is no such thing as cool in sweatpants. There is no such thing as cool in a down vest over a fleece onesie.   This looks as though you were trying to pull...

Ah, stairs: the undoing of so many inappropriate outfits. I’ve been all too aware of the Stair Problem since high school, when the cheerleaders would run about on game days in their uniforms, which involved very small, flouncy skirts. My high school also had three floors. These girls had...

Recently, N and I went to Europe on our honeymoon. We gallivanted about Germany, Austria, and the Czech Republic, proving everyone who was dubious about those locations for a honeymoon wrong as we took a succession of increasingly gorgeous photos of the Alps in the autumn. Being fans of...

  Acid washed jeans are a trend that’s not coming back into style no matter how badly you want it to. They’re not cool. They’re not going to be cool. And the only reason they were cool was because people were ON acid when they were wearing those jeans. They look like a...

I look up after plugging in my headphones and this “woman” (I use the term loosely) was sitting in front of me. She plopped herself down, belched, and then read her book. Needless to say I was intrigued. Those pants, and by pants, I mean military grade camo, were actually being worn on her...

I just don’t get it.   If you’re going to dye your hair some sort of “vibrant” tone, then you HAVE to keep it up. Roots are not acceptable. But it wasn’t just the roots that bothered me in this outfit. It was the shirt that didn’t fit, it was the...

Oh. My. God. God save the Queen? Well, the Queen sure would NOT want to save this.   This was the perfect combination of scarring and horrifying. Your body is saying turn away, but your eyes go “OH GOD I CANT LOOK AWAY”   This is never an okay look.   First of all,...

It is common knowledge that UGGs are, well, UGG-ly. They tend to be worn badly and with ridiculous outfits, mostly because they automatically make any outfit absurd if worn outside the house when there is no snow on the ground. But even then there are less ridiculous snow boots that are...

I received this the other day via twitter. I’ll let you all know what I saved it on my computer as: WOOOOOAAAH I do not know how I feel about this. (It’s not good in case you had your doubts). This was in the very least, a desperate cry for attention. She does not realize that she...

I dont quite know what to say really. Pink Shawl. Pink Sweater. Pink Tights. Pink Rain Boots. Pink Water Bottle. The only thing she was missing was Pink Eye. This outfit was absolutely atrocious. It was the epitome of not knowing what to wear, and not knowing how to wear it. One color is not...